Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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