Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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