Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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