in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she smelled like a LAN party
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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