Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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