I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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