READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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