i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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