Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so let's talk penis.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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