Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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