saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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