I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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