what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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