You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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