But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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