So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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