Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
