office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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