Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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