Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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