Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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