I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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