He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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