nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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