Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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