Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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