im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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