after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
it's like heaven, but drunker
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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