He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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