I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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