But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you traded sex for a burrito?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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