please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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