the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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