took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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