Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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