Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
