Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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