that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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