I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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Oh Jesus.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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