I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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