Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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