When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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