And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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