It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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