During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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