I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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