Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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