meet me or not, i'm out of control
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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