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hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Two words: nipple clamps
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