So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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