do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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