I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
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Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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