google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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