I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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